farting in the Office

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This blog is dedicated to those of us who work in close proximity to others, and under conditions which are not conducive to letting rip. I work in an office that is generally very quiet. After lunch every day, I fight a battle against farting, a silent war that has spanned years. If you're a fellow farter, welcome. If you don't fart, due to some freakish twist of genetics, you don't know how lucky you are.